"Oh Ninja Warrior Gods! Strengtheners of Akiyama, Trainers of Makoto, Creators of Urushihara.... what should I have for dinner tonight?"
They then communicated to me that I should make pizza.
"Ancient Ones, with your wisdom and glory divine! What kind of ingredients should I use?"
They communicated to me that I should use low-fat, high-protein ingredients.
Low carb flatbread, grilled chicken, pasta sauce, fat-free cheese
They also added that I should cook it at 400 degrees for the first 10 minutes, then lower it to 325 degree for the last 5 minutes.
10g fat, 35g carbs, 65g protein, 600 caloriesThe wisdom of the gods payed off, it turned out excellent. But they then asked me if they could have some too, and I said, "No, Ancient Ones! If you wanted some you should have asked me beforehand, I would have made two..."